Alexis Long, Reporter
BOOK REVIEW: ALL TOGETHER DEAD
The seventh book in the Sookie Stackhouse series (who funded this series?)
PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE GETS AWAY WITH CRIMES
Crimes committed by one of the leading candidates flies under the radar
BOOK REVIEW: DEFINITELY DEAD
The sixth book in the Sookie Stackhouse series (how can someone have this many thoughts?)
CHARGES DROPPED ON MAN WHO MURDERED HIS WIFE
Last week the man’s trial was held to reveal his punishment
BOOK REVIEW: DEAD AS A DOORNAIL
The fifth book in the Sookie Stackhouse series (you’d think four books would have been enough)
“STRANGE MARINE REPTILE” UNVEILED WITH MORE FOUND FOSSILS
The “new discovery” that’s not so new has scientists in a frenzy
MCPS BUDGET CUTS: HOW SENTINEL IS AFFECTED
Sentinel High School is facing large budget cuts throughout all aspects
BOOK REVIEW: DEAD TO THE WORLD
The fourth book in the Sookie Stackhouse series (why can’t I be dead to the world?)
RICH MAN CREATES BRAIN CHIP FOR “BRAINLESS MONKEYS”
Melon Eusk engineered implant to be put in the human brain
BOOK REVIEW: CLUB DEAD
The third book in the Sookie Stackhouse series (it continues to get worse)
SENTENCED MAN WANTED A HUG
A man sentenced to life in prison was so happy, he couldn’t control his joy
BOOK REVIEW: LIVING DEAD IN DALLAS
The second book in the Sookie Stackhouse series (she should’ve died in Dallas)
CAFFEINE ADDICTIONS ARE ON THE RISE
Teens around the world face the same issue
BOOK REVIEW: DEAD UNTIL DARK
I’m dead inside
SPEECH AND DEBATE KALISPELL KICKOFF
Speech and debate team placed across various events and had overall success in Kalispell
COACHES TO BLAME AFTER STUDENTS PROVE THEY CAN’T HANDLE THEMSELVES
Global Grad students set hotel microwave on fire
BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR WOMEN DRIVERS
Curb badly injured by psychotic woman driver
CHRISTMAS IS CREEPING IN SOONER THAN MOST WOULD LIKE
She’s defrosting!
ZOMBIED STUDENTS DISAPPEAR
Zombified students slowly stop showing up to class
WOMAN FORCED TO GIVE BIRTH TO A DEVIL
A young woman was forced into pregnancy by her husband to a terrible child
LOCAL TEENAGER INTENSELY BULLIED AT SCHOOL
Teenager bullied for sitting at a desk
WHY AREN’T OLD PEOPLE DYING?
Grandmother is still alive with a punctured kidney
BOOK REVIEW: AND THERE HE KEPT HER
I wish he didn’t keep her
DRUNKEN VACATION
Two fallen passengers after a drunken dare
SMOTHERING MOTHERS
Is a little space too much to ask?
WHAT’S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Unlimited internet access: that’s exactly what kids want.
HAVE THE THEORIES BECOME TRUE?
Researchers in New Mexico have begun creating dead bird drones.
KEEP YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM
These people need their memory wiped after prom.
AWFULLY TALKATIVE
Another husband who loves to explain.
HARD AT WORK, OR SECRETLY WATCHING VIDEOS
Need a new show to watch?
WELFARE OR FAREWELL
Come meet the animals of the National Welfare Zoo.
HOMEWORK GONE WRONG
Who knew homework was such a sensitive topic?
SUGAR HIGH OR HIGH IN THE SUGAR
Teenager accidentally wanders into a weed dispensary.
RIZZLESS
Teen suffers rizz attack.
