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Alexis Long, Reporter

I like to make fun of myself... please laugh.

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The seventh book in the Sookie Stackhouse series (who funded this series?)
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Crimes committed by one of the leading candidates flies under the radar
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Image of the book Definitely Dead by Charlaine Harris

BOOK REVIEW: DEFINITELY DEAD

The sixth book in the Sookie Stackhouse series (how can someone have this many thoughts?)
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A man standing over his wife's dead body

CHARGES DROPPED ON MAN WHO MURDERED HIS WIFE

Last week the man’s trial was held to reveal his punishment
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Image of the book Dead as a Doornail by Charlaine Harris

BOOK REVIEW: DEAD AS A DOORNAIL

The fifth book in the Sookie Stackhouse series (you’d think four books would have been enough)
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April 5, 2024
A Chinese dragon annoyed by the "Chinese dragon" fossils

“STRANGE MARINE REPTILE” UNVEILED WITH MORE FOUND FOSSILS

The “new discovery” that’s not so new has scientists in a frenzy
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March 15, 2024
Sentinel sticker on wall

MCPS BUDGET CUTS: HOW SENTINEL IS AFFECTED

Sentinel High School is facing large budget cuts throughout all aspects
Image of the book Dead to the World by Charlaine Harris

BOOK REVIEW: DEAD TO THE WORLD

The fourth book in the Sookie Stackhouse series (why can’t I be dead to the world?)
Alexis Long, Reporter
February 23, 2024
Elon Musk with the chip implanted

RICH MAN CREATES BRAIN CHIP FOR “BRAINLESS MONKEYS”

Melon Eusk engineered implant to be put in the human brain
Alexis Long, Reporter
February 14, 2024
Image of the book Club Dead by Charlaine Harris

BOOK REVIEW: CLUB DEAD

The third book in the Sookie Stackhouse series (it continues to get worse)
Alexis Long, Reporter
February 7, 2024
Man jumping at the judge

SENTENCED MAN WANTED A HUG

A man sentenced to life in prison was so happy, he couldn’t control his joy
Alexis Long, Reporter
January 26, 2024
A vampire burning in the sun as a sacrifice for his sins

BOOK REVIEW: LIVING DEAD IN DALLAS

The second book in the Sookie Stackhouse series (she should’ve died in Dallas)
Alexis Long, Reporter
January 16, 2024
A man surrounded by coffee and energy drinks

CAFFEINE ADDICTIONS ARE ON THE RISE

Teens around the world face the same issue
Alexis Long, Reporter
December 20, 2023
Sookie falling into the arms of Bill

BOOK REVIEW: DEAD UNTIL DARK

I’m dead inside
Alexis Long, Reporter
December 13, 2023
James working on his case for policy debate

SPEECH AND DEBATE KALISPELL KICKOFF

Speech and debate team placed across various events and had overall success in Kalispell
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December 5, 2023
Students in a panic at the sight of a microwave fire.

COACHES TO BLAME AFTER STUDENTS PROVE THEY CAN’T HANDLE THEMSELVES

Global Grad students set hotel microwave on fire
Alexis Long, Reporter
December 4, 2023
The tragic story of a curb getting hit.

BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR WOMEN DRIVERS

Curb badly injured by psychotic woman driver
Alexis Long, Reporter
November 20, 2023
Santa defrosting for the holiday season.

CHRISTMAS IS CREEPING IN SOONER THAN MOST WOULD LIKE

She’s defrosting!
Alexis Long, Reporter
November 15, 2023
Zombified students going insane.

ZOMBIED STUDENTS DISAPPEAR

Zombified students slowly stop showing up to class
Alexis Long, Reporter
November 9, 2023
Woman holding her devil child.

WOMAN FORCED TO GIVE BIRTH TO A DEVIL

A young woman was forced into pregnancy by her husband to a terrible child
Alexis Long, Reporter
October 27, 2023
Empty seats

LOCAL TEENAGER INTENSELY BULLIED AT SCHOOL

Teenager bullied for sitting at a desk
Alexis Long, Reporter
October 16, 2023
Death creeping in

WHY AREN’T OLD PEOPLE DYING?

Grandmother is still alive with a punctured kidney
Alexis Long, Reporter
October 12, 2023
Emmett Burr in his pink room

BOOK REVIEW: AND THERE HE KEPT HER

I wish he didn’t keep her
Alexis Long, Reporter
October 10, 2023
Carnival cruise ship

DRUNKEN VACATION

Two fallen passengers after a drunken dare
Alexis Long, Reporter
May 30, 2023
Mother and son sharing a loving embrace

SMOTHERING MOTHERS

Is a little space too much to ask?
Alexis Long, Reporter
May 24, 2023
Bullet escapee

BULLET GONE WILD

Alexis Long, Reporter
May 17, 2023
Average iPad kid

WHAT’S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Unlimited internet access: that’s exactly what kids want.
Alexis Long, Reporter
May 10, 2023
The drones are everywhere.

HAVE THE THEORIES BECOME TRUE?

Researchers in New Mexico have begun creating dead bird drones.
Alexis Long, Reporter
April 28, 2023
Two teens leaving room for Jesus.

KEEP YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM

These people need their memory wiped after prom.
Alexis Long, Reporter
April 19, 2023
Sometimes silence is the better option

AWFULLY TALKATIVE

Another husband who loves to explain.
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April 5, 2023
The competitors hard at work.

HARD AT WORK, OR SECRETLY WATCHING VIDEOS

Need a new show to watch?
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March 29, 2023
The poor animals stuck at the zoo.

WELFARE OR FAREWELL

Come meet the animals of the National Welfare Zoo.
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March 15, 2023
Student tired of homework

HOMEWORK GONE WRONG

Who knew homework was such a sensitive topic?
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March 8, 2023
Clueless daughter and worried father surrounded by weed

SUGAR HIGH OR HIGH IN THE SUGAR

Teenager accidentally wanders into a weed dispensary.
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March 1, 2023
Lip biting emoji with a backwards hat.

RIZZLESS

Teen suffers rizz attack.
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February 22, 2023
Snail making slight progress over a rocky path

PIVOTAL PROGRESS

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February 15, 2023
Blurry back and forth messages

LUDICROUS LOVE

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February 8, 2023
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