WHY AREN’T OLD PEOPLE DYING?
Grandmother is still alive with a punctured kidney
DRUNKEN VACATION
Two fallen passengers after a drunken dare
SMOTHERING MOTHERS
Is a little space too much to ask?
BULLET GONE WILD
He was hoping to find a better home.
WHAT’S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Unlimited internet access: that’s exactly what kids want.
HAVE THE THEORIES BECOME TRUE?
Researchers in New Mexico have begun creating dead bird drones.
KEEP YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM
These people need their memory wiped after prom.
AWFULLY TALKATIVE
Another husband who loves to explain.
WELFARE OR FAREWELL
Come meet the animals of the National Welfare Zoo.
HOMEWORK GONE WRONG
Who knew homework was such a sensitive topic?
SUGAR HIGH OR HIGH IN THE SUGAR
Teenager accidentally wanders into a weed dispensary.
RIZZLESS
Teen suffers rizz attack.