Seriously, Satire
ZOMBIED STUDENTS DISAPPEAR
Zombified students slowly stop showing up to class
WOMAN FORCED TO GIVE BIRTH TO A DEVIL
A young woman was forced into pregnancy by her husband to a terrible child
LOCAL TEENAGER INTENSELY BULLIED AT SCHOOL
Teenager bullied for sitting at a desk
WHY AREN’T OLD PEOPLE DYING?
Grandmother is still alive with a punctured kidney
TAYLOR SWIFT FANS CONQUER THE AMC
AMC employees are preparing for the worst as the Eras tour approaches
DRUNKEN VACATION
Two fallen passengers after a drunken dare
SMOTHERING MOTHERS
Is a little space too much to ask?
BULLET GONE WILD
He was hoping to find a better home.
WHAT’S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Unlimited internet access: that’s exactly what kids want.
HAVE THE THEORIES BECOME TRUE?
Researchers in New Mexico have begun creating dead bird drones.
KEEP YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM
These people need their memory wiped after prom.
AWFULLY TALKATIVE
Another husband who loves to explain.