Seriously, Satire
BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR WOMEN DRIVERS
Curb badly injured by psychotic woman driver
CHRISTMAS IS CREEPING IN SOONER THAN MOST WOULD LIKE
She’s defrosting!
ZOMBIED STUDENTS DISAPPEAR
Zombified students slowly stop showing up to class
WOMAN FORCED TO GIVE BIRTH TO A DEVIL
A young woman was forced into pregnancy by her husband to a terrible child
LOCAL TEENAGER INTENSELY BULLIED AT SCHOOL
Teenager bullied for sitting at a desk
WHY AREN’T OLD PEOPLE DYING?
Grandmother is still alive with a punctured kidney
TAYLOR SWIFT FANS CONQUER THE AMC
AMC employees are preparing for the worst as the Eras tour approaches
DRUNKEN VACATION
Two fallen passengers after a drunken dare
SMOTHERING MOTHERS
Is a little space too much to ask?
BULLET GONE WILD
He was hoping to find a better home.
WHAT’S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Unlimited internet access: that’s exactly what kids want.
HAVE THE THEORIES BECOME TRUE?
Researchers in New Mexico have begun creating dead bird drones.