Seriously, Satire
WHY AREN’T OLD PEOPLE DYING?
Grandmother is still alive with a punctured kidney
TAYLOR SWIFT FANS CONQUER THE AMC
AMC employees are preparing for the worst as the Eras tour approaches
DRUNKEN VACATION
Two fallen passengers after a drunken dare
SMOTHERING MOTHERS
Is a little space too much to ask?
BULLET GONE WILD
He was hoping to find a better home.
WHAT’S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Unlimited internet access: that’s exactly what kids want.
HAVE THE THEORIES BECOME TRUE?
Researchers in New Mexico have begun creating dead bird drones.
KEEP YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM
These people need their memory wiped after prom.
AWFULLY TALKATIVE
Another husband who loves to explain.
HARD AT WORK, OR SECRETLY WATCHING VIDEOS
Need a new show to watch?
WELFARE OR FAREWELL
Come meet the animals of the National Welfare Zoo.
HOMEWORK GONE WRONG
Who knew homework was such a sensitive topic?