
Matt Allen, Reporter

FALLOUT 4
This is blatantly taking advantage of the show's success.

THE MUSIC OF METAL GEAR RISING
Somehow the main antagonist is the only person without a theme

RISE OF THE RONIN
Grappling hooks make games better

THE ISSUE WITH THE NEW CROW
Dishonoring the dead

WARTHUNDER PLAYERS LEAKING CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS
These people are psychotic

THE MECHANICS OF EDUCATIONAL BUDGET
A focus on what dictates the budget for the MCPS District

PALWORLD
The Pals yearn for the factories

I AM JESUS CHRIST
So is the player the spirit or the holy ghost

TWO WORLDS
"ThE ObliVIon KiLlEr"

THE STRANGE CASE OF DR. JEKYLL AND THE INCREDIBLE HULK
A tale of an 18th century novel and an incredible comic character

HOW TO PLAY DUNGEON AND DRAGONS
There is no such thing as too many dice

RED DEAD REDEMPTION
Time to play poker to raise my honor

SPIDER-MAN 2
Spider-Man, Spider-Man does whatever an Eldritch abomination can.

MIDWESTERN FAVORITES
My original title "lacked tact"

ALAN WAKE
Wow, they sound a lot like Poets of the Fall

FINAL FANTASY 16
Every d*mn sinew

RAPIDLY RISING TECH PRICES
I just want a new headset

LIVE SERVICE GAMES
Pay to Play

MONETIZATION
"Now I'm Gonna Starve"

BALDUR’S GATE III
I attack, and I miss, then I attack again, then I miss again.

STAR WARS JEDI FALLEN ORDER
Time to swing the light up baseball bat

CASTLEVANIA: SYMPHONY OF THE NIGHT
Where are we going? No one knows.

HOGWARTS LEGACY
WB games best selling game, and actively getting canceled

CHEAP COOKING: SPAM
Despite popular belief not a mystery meat

POLITICAL PROFILE: MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE
Current Congresswoman of Georgia, possible future running mate of Trump

GHOSTBUSTERS: THE VIDEO GAME
Who You Gonna Call?

MARVEL’S SPIDER-MAN
Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever you controller can

WAR THUNDER PLAYERS WON’T STOP LEAKING CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS
I swear this isn't satire

GRAND THEFT AUTO: SAN ANDREAS
"All you had to do was follow the d*mn train CJ"

ACTIVISION BLIZZARD CONTROVERSIES
Who could have ever seen this coming?

DRAGON’S DOGMA
Regarded as one of the best worst games

BOUND BY FLAME
An attempt has been made

DEVIL MAY CRY
The birth of a new genre

BATMAN ARKHAM KNIGHT
The end of a series