FALLOUT 4
This is blatantly taking advantage of the show's success.
Matt Allen, Reporter
THE MUSIC OF METAL GEAR RISING
Somehow the main antagonist is the only person without a theme
RISE OF THE RONIN
Grappling hooks make games better
THE ISSUE WITH THE NEW CROW
Dishonoring the dead
WARTHUNDER PLAYERS LEAKING CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS
These people are psychotic
THE MECHANICS OF EDUCATIONAL BUDGET
A focus on what dictates the budget for the MCPS District
PALWORLD
The Pals yearn for the factories
I AM JESUS CHRIST
So is the player the spirit or the holy ghost
TWO WORLDS
"ThE ObliVIon KiLlEr"
THE STRANGE CASE OF DR. JEKYLL AND THE INCREDIBLE HULK
A tale of an 18th century novel and an incredible comic character
HOW TO PLAY DUNGEON AND DRAGONS
There is no such thing as too many dice
RED DEAD REDEMPTION
Time to play poker to raise my honor
SPIDER-MAN 2
Spider-Man, Spider-Man does whatever an Eldritch abomination can.
MIDWESTERN FAVORITES
My original title "lacked tact"
ALAN WAKE
Wow, they sound a lot like Poets of the Fall
FINAL FANTASY 16
Every d*mn sinew
RAPIDLY RISING TECH PRICES
I just want a new headset
LIVE SERVICE GAMES
Pay to Play
MONETIZATION
"Now I'm Gonna Starve"
BALDUR’S GATE III
I attack, and I miss, then I attack again, then I miss again.
STAR WARS JEDI FALLEN ORDER
Time to swing the light up baseball bat
CASTLEVANIA: SYMPHONY OF THE NIGHT
Where are we going? No one knows.
HOGWARTS LEGACY
WB games best selling game, and actively getting canceled
CHEAP COOKING: SPAM
Despite popular belief not a mystery meat
POLITICAL PROFILE: MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE
Current Congresswoman of Georgia, possible future running mate of Trump
GHOSTBUSTERS: THE VIDEO GAME
Who You Gonna Call?
MARVEL’S SPIDER-MAN
Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever you controller can
WAR THUNDER PLAYERS WON’T STOP LEAKING CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS
I swear this isn't satire
GRAND THEFT AUTO: SAN ANDREAS
"All you had to do was follow the d*mn train CJ"
ACTIVISION BLIZZARD CONTROVERSIES
Who could have ever seen this coming?
DRAGON’S DOGMA
Regarded as one of the best worst games
BOUND BY FLAME
An attempt has been made
DEVIL MAY CRY
The birth of a new genre
BATMAN ARKHAM KNIGHT
The end of a series
