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PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE GETS AWAY WITH CRIMES
Crimes committed by one of the leading candidates flies under the radar
CHARGES DROPPED ON MAN WHO MURDERED HIS WIFE
Last week the man’s trial was held to reveal his punishment
“STRANGE MARINE REPTILE” UNVEILED WITH MORE FOUND FOSSILS
The “new discovery” that’s not so new has scientists in a frenzy
RICH MAN CREATES BRAIN CHIP FOR “BRAINLESS MONKEYS”
Melon Eusk engineered implant to be put in the human brain
SENTENCED MAN WANTED A HUG
A man sentenced to life in prison was so happy, he couldn’t control his joy
CAFFEINE ADDICTIONS ARE ON THE RISE
Teens around the world face the same issue
COACHES TO BLAME AFTER STUDENTS PROVE THEY CAN’T HANDLE THEMSELVES
Global Grad students set hotel microwave on fire
BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR WOMEN DRIVERS
Curb badly injured by psychotic woman driver
CHRISTMAS IS CREEPING IN SOONER THAN MOST WOULD LIKE
She’s defrosting!
ZOMBIED STUDENTS DISAPPEAR
Zombified students slowly stop showing up to class
WOMAN FORCED TO GIVE BIRTH TO A DEVIL
A young woman was forced into pregnancy by her husband to a terrible child
LOCAL TEENAGER INTENSELY BULLIED AT SCHOOL
Teenager bullied for sitting at a desk