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Old woman counting her racks

PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE GETS AWAY WITH CRIMES

Crimes committed by one of the leading candidates flies under the radar
Alexis Long, Reporter
May 8, 2024
A man standing over his wife's dead body

CHARGES DROPPED ON MAN WHO MURDERED HIS WIFE

Last week the man’s trial was held to reveal his punishment
Alexis Long, Reporter
April 15, 2024
A Chinese dragon annoyed by the "Chinese dragon" fossils

“STRANGE MARINE REPTILE” UNVEILED WITH MORE FOUND FOSSILS

The “new discovery” that’s not so new has scientists in a frenzy
Alexis Long, Reporter
March 15, 2024
Elon Musk with the chip implanted

RICH MAN CREATES BRAIN CHIP FOR “BRAINLESS MONKEYS”

Melon Eusk engineered implant to be put in the human brain
Alexis Long, Reporter
February 14, 2024
Man jumping at the judge

SENTENCED MAN WANTED A HUG

A man sentenced to life in prison was so happy, he couldn’t control his joy
Alexis Long, Reporter
January 26, 2024
A man surrounded by coffee and energy drinks

CAFFEINE ADDICTIONS ARE ON THE RISE

Teens around the world face the same issue
Alexis Long, Reporter
December 20, 2023
Students in a panic at the sight of a microwave fire.

COACHES TO BLAME AFTER STUDENTS PROVE THEY CAN’T HANDLE THEMSELVES

Global Grad students set hotel microwave on fire
Alexis Long, Reporter
December 4, 2023
The tragic story of a curb getting hit.

BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR WOMEN DRIVERS

Curb badly injured by psychotic woman driver
Alexis Long, Reporter
November 20, 2023
Santa defrosting for the holiday season.

CHRISTMAS IS CREEPING IN SOONER THAN MOST WOULD LIKE

She’s defrosting!
Alexis Long, Reporter
November 15, 2023
Zombified students going insane.

ZOMBIED STUDENTS DISAPPEAR

Zombified students slowly stop showing up to class
Alexis Long, Reporter
November 9, 2023
Woman holding her devil child.

WOMAN FORCED TO GIVE BIRTH TO A DEVIL

A young woman was forced into pregnancy by her husband to a terrible child
Alexis Long, Reporter
October 27, 2023
Empty seats

LOCAL TEENAGER INTENSELY BULLIED AT SCHOOL

Teenager bullied for sitting at a desk
Alexis Long, Reporter
October 16, 2023
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